Procrastinator

Not yet, not yet. There’s still time.

No there isn’t.

Yes there is.

Stop telling yourself that. Open your eyes and face reality.

I see reality. Stop preaching.

When the need for sermons comes to an end, they will end.

Well, put it on mute.

Make me.

Whatever.

That’s what you always say.

So?

So, get up.

I will.

When?

Eventually.

Might be too late.

We’ll see.

Why suffer when you can avoid it? Prevention is better than cure.

Shut it!

You know I’m right.

Maybe.

Things could be so much easier.

Maybe.

Give it a try.

Maybe.

Stop thinking about it and do it.

Isn’t that easy.

How do you know? Have you tried it?

Umm….

There! See! You’ve got no witty comeback to that. Do you?

I’m thinking…